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Well 1st off, looks to me like if folks are going to write books like that 1st book - we better work on getting it banned from schools.

That sounds an awful lot like that CRT stuff, and you cain't be doing that stuff around here, boy. This is America, and we got laws against such things. Just ask Governor Youngkin.

Furthermore, if you look at that feller writing the review, he just wrote something else mocking folks who are doing God's work of keeping the minds of America's youth pure.

No matter how kinky they get once they hit adulthood.

Hardly a fit person to be judging such things. Much better if we get the My Pillow guy or Marjorie Greene to decide what's right and what's wrong. Them folks are good folks.

And for them other two books, well, I hate to judge a book by its cover...

But I will. God wants me to. I'm sure of it. Else why would I think of it?

That first book clearly shows a girl doing something dangerous. AND, ain't that plane she's standing on a Sopwith Camel?

Camels ain't from around here. So that's unAmerican. You ban today, or we will tomorrow. Remember, self-censorship is the best censorship. Saves us the trouble and you your job.

And that girl in the second book is clearly wearing red and lipstick.

That's sexual!

No doubt about it. Call me Potter Stewart, but I know it when I see it!

Shame on you. Stop it.

Lest our sainted youth learn that our country is a shallow, reactionary, thoughtless society. It is our duty for us to protect them from; not experiencing those facts, but us admitting it.

Once we've saved them, they can get back to their beauty pageants, Tik-toc videos, instagram, and WWE wrasslin'. The important stuff.

Nope, sorry. Forgot it was Sunday.

We got to get to church first and pray that we continue to get special tax treatments for our daycares, coffee shops, and gyms that are competing with businesses that pay taxes.

Then go to the mall and dinner afterward.

Because it's not a sin if other people work on the Sabbath to entertain us, as long as we're not the one's working, right?

But anyway, get rid of them books.

Ain't but one book needs to be in America's schools and that's the Koran. Sorry, Bible.

Nothing in there a kid shouldn't know, right?

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