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I went to the circus and one of the jugglers, who wasn’t very good at his job, happened to be juggling chainsaws. He noticed I had an oddly shaped mole on my cheek and opined it was a Stage 1 melanoma. He asked his fellow clowns if they thought the mole was oddly shaped and they all thought it looked like an island where little girls were once raped by wealthy men. He then said he shoujd cut out my cancer and proceeded to saw off my head.

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